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- Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
- Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
- Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
- Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
- Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
- My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
- Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
- I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
- guy:what's on your face??
- girl:what what get it off get it off
- guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
- If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
- guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
- That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
- Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
- If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
- Hey, your name is sexy, right?
- Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
- Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
- You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
- Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
- Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
- (where does it lead?)
- The seat next to yours.
- Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
- Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"
- Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
- Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
- You are so hot you make the windows fog.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more.
Some say everything in life is a wonder.
But to me, There is only one....You!
- Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
- Girl: Why?
- Guy:So I can check you out
- As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me?
- I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
- I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
- You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
- You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
- I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
- I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
- "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
- Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
- Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
- Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
- You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
- If you were a pill I'd overdose.
- I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
- If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act?"
- I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
- You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
- If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty"
- Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!!
- It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it real
- Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
- Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
- Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
- Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook.
- Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
- If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
- Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double.
- Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm................
- I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
- You smell lets go take a shower.
- Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?
- He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
- When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.
- Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
- Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.
- Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day!
- Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list.
- mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth!
- You come on strong like a garlic milkshake.
- I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
- If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.
- We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly
- Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it?
- Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
- If you were a Oreo baby, you'd be double stuffed!
- I never believed in miracles until I saw you.
- Guy to a girl: “What time do you have to be at work in the morning?”
- Girl answers: 8:00 am
- Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7am
- (look at her butt) that must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
- Hey baby, my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!
- I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
- The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you're my lucky seven.
- They say apples don't fall far from the tree so you're mom must be hot too.
- I bet I can flip ya and dick ya before you can throw me and blow me!
- Let me make you dinner tonight, I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear.
- Santa must've come early this year, cuz you were first on my christmas-list.
- Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
- You're so pretty i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
- Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
- If being fine was a crime then you will just have to pay the time.
- If you were bubblegum you'd be babe-a-licious!
- Your one tall glass of water and i'm real thirsty.
- Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.
- My phones feeling alittle empty, how about i fill it up with your number.
- Guy knocks over girl and says "oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world."
- How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy.
- POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
- Can I be your butter on your bread?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- I'm yin and ur yang, we just fit together.
- If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
- Hey is it hot cause I think im melting all over you !
- Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
- I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looks at arms).
- Excuse me, but have had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty girl.
- Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
- Whoops i dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while i look at your legs?
- You have a onion butt...... it makes me want to cry.
- get a pack of Sugar Dddies and say whos your daddy : me
- He- I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
- She- Thanks, my boyfriend thinks so too!
- "Hey, are my hands cold?"
- "Why?"
- Reach out and gently touch their cheek.
- "Because your face is really hot!"
- What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You
- If your love could be described by words, Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.
- Hey baby you plus me equals we.
- Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
- Man oh man, if I didn't look a second time I wouldn't believe someone as beautiful as you exsisted.
- They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good.
- To the world your one person, to this person your the world.
- You smell that.....? Smells like love.
- I'm like a power plant, it's hard to shut me down, and I can turn you on.
- My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to!
- Have you got the time? (gives time) cool, so you have a watch, i'll be here at 8, don't be late.
- I must be a hunter, because I just found a fox.
- If a piece of paper meant sexy, then you'd be a forest!
- Santa must have missed my house.
- Really? Why is that?
- Beacause when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
- I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
- My name is Justin......just in incredible.
- Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?
- Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
- I would give up eterinity to be with you.
- Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
- (mess with your eye like you have something in it) i have something in my eye (look her in her eyes) it's still there it's....its beautiful.
- You know your good enough to give my last name to.
- I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
- You look lika a tall glass of water, I wanna drink you up.
- I love you like pigs love mud.
- Want to compare tan lines?
- How heavy do polar bears have to be? "I don't know.." Heavy enough to break the ice... Hi I'm..
- I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
- Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
- Hey Angel, how's Heaven?
- I don't normally date models, but ok, here's my number...
- Hey, I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before!
- Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough.
- Hey, wanna be a pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up.
- You can call me Mr. ski lift cause I'll sweep you off your feet.
- You are like a clam, hard to open but its worth the pearl.
- Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2006 (or whatever year it is).
- (on forth of July) If you kiss me I bet you'll see stars.
- owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me.
- Baby, Your the honey on my bunches of oats!
- What is on your butt?...... My eyes!
- If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
- If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!!
- If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder (guy puts hand on shoulder closest to him) or this shoulder (guy puts hand on opposite shoulder).
- If I was a pancake, I would want you to be my maple syrup!
- (as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were real
- You better change the lock 'cause I'm the key to your heart.
- Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you?
- If you were a meat market, you'd be prime rib.
- You are the best thing to ever grace my lips.
- Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
- The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
- Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
- Am I dreaming, because this is so unreal.
- You turn me on like a blasting stereo.
- Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker.
- Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
- I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- Is your name summer because you're making me hot.
- If you were words on a page, you would be fine print.
- Do you have some water? 'Cause you set my heart on fire.
- I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
- What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured...lips.
- I need a place to stay...cause you're so hot you burnt my house down.
- So...did you just dump your boyfriend cause you were to hot for him?
- Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious...
- I believe im physic and my visions tell me that we need to be together.
- Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet.
- When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
- If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.
- You're the sound in my voice, the rythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart.....be my lightning and strike down on me!
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
- ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
- Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
- Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
- Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
- Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
- I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
- "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
- the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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